Special Education
Not unlocked yetComplete the tutorial.
White Baby Get
Not unlocked yetFind an abandoned white baby.
Gotta Catch 'Em All
Not unlocked yetFind all the abandoned infants.
Daddy?
Not unlocked yetFind an abandoned black baby.
Rock the Vote
Not unlocked yetFind an abandoned hispanic baby.
Kawaii!!
Not unlocked yetFind an abandoned asian baby.
Baby Kin
Not unlocked yetFind an abandoned alien baby.
Master of Death
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the entire game.
Airport Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in and around the Airport.
Slums Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the Slums.
Downtown Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner Downtown.
Suburbs Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the Suburbs.
Park Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in and around the Park.
Docks Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the Docks.
Hockey Rink Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in and around the Hockey Rink.
Little Italy Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in Little Italy.
Little Tokyo Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in Little Tokyo.
Commune Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the Commune.
Hipton Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in Hipton.
Business District Deaths
Not unlocked yetDie in every possible manner in the Business District.
Clowntown
Not unlocked yetComplete all of the clown quests/ Lose your soul.
Clowntown:Clinic
Not unlocked yetBurn down a free clinic.
Holy Grinder
Not unlocked yetFind and return the Holy Grinder to Hobo Bob.
Logophobia
Not unlocked yetLogophobia: A fear of words. Rush through every storyline.