Don't get all stingy with your bullets
Not unlocked yetKill 5,000 enemies of any kind
The head bone's connected to the...oh, wait
Not unlocked yetKill 500 Skeletons
Naughty little boys get what they deserve
Not unlocked yetKill 100 Zombie Snipers
We don't need a stretcher. We need a mop!
Not unlocked yetKill 50 Suicide Zombies
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun
Not unlocked yetKill 50 Super Elites
Snuff them out
Not unlocked yetKill 25 Fire Demons
Headache relief
Not unlocked yetKill 25 Summoners
You want me to salute that pile of..?
Not unlocked yetKill an Occult General
Explosive personality!
Not unlocked yetPick up a Panzerfaust
I kick arse for the Lord!
Not unlocked yetPick up the Preacher
Every bullet counts
Not unlocked yetGet a 5-for-1 kill with any sniper rifle
We got this by the ass!
Not unlocked yetReach a total shot distance of 50km
It's just a flesh wound!
Not unlocked yetSever 1,000 limbs
Leave the limbs you've lost
Not unlocked yetSever 10,000 limbs
Elite pickpocket
Not unlocked yetLoot a Super Elite's corpse
Burning a hole in your pocket
Not unlocked yetLoot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse
Give me something to shoot
Not unlocked yetKill a Zombie Sniper in mid-air
We all go a little mad sometimes
Not unlocked yetGet an unbroken 10-headshot streak
Like a drunk who's lost a bet
Not unlocked yetKill 20 enemies as they revive
Your blood pressure is zero over zero
Not unlocked yetHeadshot a Heavy Armour Zombie without removing his helmet
Headshots are the very best
Not unlocked yetDefeat 500 enemies with headshots
You've got red on you
Not unlocked yetReach a Chain Count of 30
Nine tenths of the law
Not unlocked yetBecome possessed
Answer the Devil's call
Not unlocked yetPick up a phone