How dumb can I be?

I can guess her eyebrows frowning.

I don't eye f*** you enough.

I don't want to be alone.

I forgot to get out.

I hadn't noticed you were naked...

I like these sheets, ok?

I'll do whatever you want me to.

I'll have to thank her at some point.

I will make it worthwhile.

I'm proud of you, my dude!

I'm so stupid.

In every way possible.

It's a free country.

It's never too late for bacon. Ok? Never.

It's ok, Princess.

It's payback time Princess.

It's so long... And stiff...

It's sweet and almost intoxicating.

It's the first one I'm touching, but it's so perfect!

I've reconsidered.

Just the right temperature.

Kissing under the moonlight.

Laughing together.