Didn't float either...
Not unlocked yetDrown a heroic unit.
'NOOOoooo......'
Not unlocked yetFall to your death.
Barking up the right tree!
Not unlocked yetDefeat Ol' Stumpy.
Squeal like a boar!
Not unlocked yetDefeat a boar-rider.
'This is Zschparfphta!'
Not unlocked yetPush a heroic unit into a pit.
'Tis but a scratch!'
Not unlocked yetHave 20 bleeding wounds at once.
*Burp*
Not unlocked yetBreak the Empire with Drunh'Ko.
Lucky number seven!
Not unlocked yetPhase/Dodge seven attacks in a row.
'Sick, bro!'
Not unlocked yetHave 30 or more poison dots applied to a single enemy.
Scorched Earth!
Not unlocked yetLeave an area with no grass remaining.
Wolf pack!
Not unlocked yetHave 30 or more wolf minions.
Mayor? More like minor!
Not unlocked yetDefeat a halfling mayor.
Walking contradition!
Not unlocked yetDefeat a giant dwarf.
Rich and kind!
Not unlocked yetDefeat a holy noble.
'Soooo tiny!'
Not unlocked yetDefeat a sneaky halfling.
'Soooo epic!'
Not unlocked yetWear three epic items at the same time.
'So far, so good...'
Not unlocked yetSurvive 5 minutes in 'Last Stand'-mode.
'Hang in there!'
Not unlocked yetSurvive 10 minutes in 'Last Stand'-mode.
'This is insane!'
Not unlocked yetSurvive 15 minutes in 'Last Stand'-mode.
'This is just ridiculous!'
Not unlocked yetSurvive 20 minutes in 'Last Stand'-mode.
'Oh no, the city guard!'
Not unlocked yetEncounter a militia in the capital.
Ultimate destruction!
Not unlocked yetDeal 5000 damage or more.
'It is personal now!'
Not unlocked yetSlay a demon hunter.
Doom the world...
Not unlocked yetDefeat a celestial guardian.