No sign of help for the weary.
Not unlocked yetExperience the Shadow Event.
I am the supreme justice in those plains.
Not unlocked yetExperience the Queen Event.
*hic* *hic* *hic*
Not unlocked yetExperience the Prince Event.
You must be hungry, poor you...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Princess Event.
I mudded my shoes in this yard...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Noble Event.
Living la vida loca.
Not unlocked yetExperience the Skeleton-Woman Event.
I couldn't stand any more of Charon's jokes.
Not unlocked yetExperience the Demon Event.
I am the royal Toilet Digger!
Not unlocked yetExperience the Toilet Digger Event.
Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Not unlocked yetExperience the Captain Event.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
Not unlocked yetExperience the Soldier Event.
ビデオゲームの中に閉じ込められた！
Not unlocked yet日本のイベントを体験しよう。
Take this chainsaw and use it when you are in danger of hunger.
Not unlocked yetExperience the Cannibal Event.
Ham ham!!!
Not unlocked yetExperience the Dog Event.
Mew mew, fellow human!
Not unlocked yetExperience the Cat Event.
I am the mighty stallion of Nowhere...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Horse Event.
I walk towards the shadows...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Clown Event.
Who cares that I don't bath?
Not unlocked yetExperience the Old Lady Event.
Oh... What do we have here...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Bandit Event.
You must be the new owner...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Demon Woman Event.
You... you're not him...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Minotaur Event.
Five pirates on the bottom of the sea...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Sea Captain Event.
I am so hungry...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Demonologist Event.
I am the Genie of Nowhere...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Genie Event.
I built him that room behind this wall...
Not unlocked yetExperience the Pigman Event.