There's something going on in Knothole Glade under a full moon. Cliché? Never.

Take on the might of everything that Albion has to offer. Well, almost everything…

Rescue the Archaeologist, and find the secret entrance into Bargate Prison.

Go fishing and digging in a graveyard, as if it's a completely normal thing to do.

Now it's your mother that has gone missing, so it's time to find her too. Families, who needs 'em?

Would you kindly rid Albion of its greatest traitor.

From the Void to the Guild, it's time to fight the big bad guy.

Travel to the Northern Wastes, because it sounds like just the place you'd want to visit.

Few things are smarter in Albion than a talking stone door, so imagine a door that knows the YMCA.

Behind the Bronze Gate lies your destiny, and all it needs is the death of your closest allies.

It's time to defeat the super awesome boss, the one you will see if you unlock this achievement.

Become holier than Avo, or more evil than Skorm!

Learn one of each spell type, or own one of each weapon type.

Win 1st prize in the Fisherman's competition, or complete the boast for doing any quest naked.

Become the Fist Fighter's World Champion, or win the Chicken Hat in the Chicken Kicking Competition.

Pull the sword from the stone, or earn the top prize in the Archery Competition.

Donate a total of 100,000 Gold to the Temple of Avo, or sacrifice 10 people to the Chapel of Skorm.

Open all the Demon Doors, or show a closed Demon Door what you think of it.

Show all available witnesses a trophy in the trophy mini-game, or decorate your home with a trophy.

Make a profit from selling to a trader, or steal an item using the "Steal" expression from a trader.

Eat a Moonfish in Bowerstone during the day, or a Golden Carrot at night.

Reach the maximum of your chosen attractiveness; ugly or beautiful!

Receive a gift from your spouse, or flirt with an admirer in front of your spouse.

Drink until you vomit, or 'help' a friendly villager get drunk.