Holy fluffy bunnies - you got yourself a lot of druids.

Back to nature! You hired an archdruid.

You got yourself a stoner, man.

You hired a bunch of stoners, and the rocks rained down.

Whoaaaah. That's a heaaaavy rock.

You hired an archer.

You hired some archers, and they're very into pin cushions.

You hired not just any archer, but an elite archer!

Hired a scout from your citizens.

Hired a bunch of scouts from your citizens and sent them to the battlefield.

Hired a lead scout from your citizens, and watch him scurry around the field.

Your scouts surely didn't sign up for this!

Have a the maximum number of farmers allowed.

Corrupted, schmorrupted. You'll break any runes you can find.

Nothing stays frozen around you, you ice breaker!

Save those triads for a rainy day. You'll need them.

A triad saved is a triad earned.

You need to go swim in your triads today.

You finally have some buying power. You've spent 5000 triads.

Buy, baby, buy! You've spnt 50,000 triads.

It's only money, right? You've spent 100,000 triads.

Digging up triads is your forte. You have collected 1000 triad runes on your board.

You don't need anyone else to heal you. You have used 1000 health runes.

Bombs are your specialty.