You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

You hit Chuck where it counts.

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

You looked at the posters. We love you.

You won at Majestic Night-ing.

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

You left your office without getting your stuff.

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Spoke to the Cowboy

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

You killed the Underpants Warrior

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.