If It Ain't Hurtin', It Ain't Workin'
Not unlocked yetDie over 50 times
Out of Ammo
Not unlocked yet
Biscuit Buddies
Not unlocked yetFiddle around with the settings.
Block Party
Not unlocked yetDrop a falling block on an enemy's head
Completionist
Not unlocked yet
Ugh! Let Me Play!
Not unlocked yetSkip a cutscene.
DON'T LOOK AT ME
Not unlocked yetToggle off the leaderboards OUT OF SHAME
Double Tap
Not unlocked yetPress restart before the timer has even begun
10 Second Ninja
Not unlocked yetFinish every world.
10 Second Legend
Not unlocked yetFinish every world with 3 stars.
It Begins
Not unlocked yetGet your first star rating.
FUUUUUUUUUU-
Not unlocked yetFinish a level with 0.03 or less from your next star rating (or 3 star the entire game)
ICE to see you! ...ICE! Ahahaha
Not unlocked yetMake an icicle fall on an enemy's head
Is It A Game, Though?
Not unlocked yetWander around a level for its duration without murdering anything.
BWAAAAAAAAGH!
Not unlocked yetGo into the light.
Try and Try Again...
Not unlocked yetRestart over 500 times.
Real Power - Bonus
Not unlocked yetFinish the fifth world
Real Power - Canyon
Not unlocked yetFinish the second world
Real Power - Deathcube
Not unlocked yetFinish the fourth world
Real Power - Forest
Not unlocked yetFinish the first world
Real Power - Ice
Not unlocked yetFinish the third world
Real Ultimate Power - Bonus
Not unlocked yetFinish the fifth world with a 3 star rating
Real Ultimate Power - Canyon
Not unlocked yetFinish the second world with a 3 star rating
Real Ultimate Power - Deathcube
Not unlocked yetFinish the fourth world with a 3 star rating