Come on, man.

Wandering around a white space forever doesn't seem fun...

For the first to conquer a car.

Whatever, get cursed idiot.

You're not getting a weapon this easily.

Buy back a stolen good.

Win against a fellow adventurer. How? I dunno.

You dare reject her twice?

You're kinda late, man.

Do you think you deserve a happy ending, you piece of garbage?

To honor finding a serious softlock.

If you kept putting off the thing that gave you the first one.

Avoid fighting a recurring boss, thanks to an NPC.

Lose a certain fight but have an NPC around to pick up the slack.

A betrayer is left alive yet desperate.

Why stop with a lighthouse key?

Pick the wrong answer immediately after you were told the right one.

Fluster a recurring enemy.

Get rid of a certain someone in an alternate route.

Say bye one last time to a spirit.

Give an old man some baseball cards.

Get all spiritual healing done.

See the Illusion Shrine all the way through.

Confront a bonus boss.