Regression
Not unlocked yetGet knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Ecclesiastical Extraction
Not unlocked yetSave the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Roman Holiday
Not unlocked yetGet together with your friends and kill something big.
Volcano Antagonizer
Not unlocked yetDie HAARP With A Vengeance.
Hot Hot Hot
Not unlocked yetRun away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
All Roads Lead To Rome
Not unlocked yetHead into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Are You Not Entertained?
Not unlocked yetParty like it's 199.
La Nonna é Mobile
Not unlocked yetMeet a powerful granny.
Holy Driver
Not unlocked yetRide the Popemobile to victory.
Harvest Noon
Not unlocked yetDon't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
See Carcassonne And Die
Not unlocked yetCross the French countryside and get very cross.
The Informant?
Not unlocked yetWhat if you could talk to the monsters?
Class Reunion
Not unlocked yetNavigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
The Last Human
Not unlocked yetGet justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Oil's Well That Ends Well
Not unlocked yetEscape the Oil Rig.
From Earth With Love
Not unlocked yetSend Mental a message he won't forget.
Serious Sam
Not unlocked yetBeat the game on any difficulty.
Get Serious
Not unlocked yetUnlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Oh, Shut Up
Not unlocked yetDestroy 10 propaganda drones.
Bullseye
Not unlocked yetOne-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Tear 'n' Rip
Not unlocked yetMelee a big enemy.
Max Pain
Not unlocked yetKill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Atomic Wedgie
Not unlocked yetUse the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Heads Up!
Not unlocked yetKill 100 enemies with a headshot.