Welcome, nice to see you here

I hope you are comfortable

This game is not for everybody

So you better think long and hard if you want to continue

Not bad, but the easy achievements are almost over

Congrats on making it here. Also, tis (get it?) is your final warning

By the time you got to this achievement I've probably managed to finish writing all those achievement descriptions. Crazy right?

The sun is setting down after a full day of work. Or full day of idling. See this void eating up the clock? This will be you if you don't stop. Trust me

Woohoo! A whole day of idling. The pace will really slow down now. Only the most patient will progress. Are you up for it?

3 days have passed. I feel your commitment. But the path ahead is still long. Don't give up!

Very impressive! After a week of work some rest is adequate. But there is no rest for idlers

Wow, just wow. If you have gotten here you surely mean business. You have chosen the idling or the idling has chosen you. There is no escape now. But brace yourself. The achievement winter is coming

Ok. 3 months have passed, can you imagine a whole season has changed since you first started playing? Can you even remember when you've gotten the first achievements? So much time has passed. Your patience is top of the top but be wary. What's to come dwarfes it entirely

Honestly it feels silly to even write this. Maybe one or two people in the world will ever see this sentence. Getting here without cheating in any way is unfathomable. Only one more achievement to go! The final struggle. Spoiler warning, you're halfway done with it

My god. By that I mean You. You are the god now. I’m standing up right now. Can you hear my ovations? You have achieved something great. Look back at the road that took you here. Is it about the friends we made along the way? The game is officially over now, and you have beaten it. I'm not sure if you should be proud or worried, still this is definitely one the most unique achievements there are. Some may say you didn't have to do anything to get it but that's not true. You’ve had to become a legendary master idler. My hat is off, You Legend

Um, I don't really recommend this mode

Seriously

You probably don't even see this achievement pop up

This mode is more of a joke than not

Half an hour? Just a cofee break

I hope you did something productive in that one hour

Ok ok i see you are taking this seriously

12 hours without touching your PC? Not bad

Hard stuff starts here