Truth in Advertising
Not unlocked yetComplete episode 1 on "Bullshit!".
Fall Into Darkness
Not unlocked yet
Pacifist
Not unlocked yetComplete E1L1 with the minimum amount of kills possible.
Analyst
Not unlocked yetWatch a replay off of the leaderboard.
Kain the Ninja
Not unlocked yetSlice up a monster that didn't see you coming!
Minesweeper
Not unlocked yetKill an idle kamikaze using the crusher's counterattack.
Soft Reset
Not unlocked yetReset your kill chain timer by gibbing a corpse.
Workshop Warrior
Not unlocked yetComplete a map you've subscribed to through Steam Workshop.
Super Combo Finish!
Not unlocked yetEnd a kill chain with a finisher.
Ultra Combo Finish!
Not unlocked yetEnd a kill chain with a level 4 finisher.
There Can Be Only One
Not unlocked yetKill a monster with the Hyperblade finisher's slash and another with its projectile.
Arcturan Shish Kebab
Not unlocked yetKill two or more Arcturan soldiers with the pistol's finisher.
Eat Lead... LOTS of Lead!
Not unlocked yetKill a full-health crusher with the shotgun's finisher.
Run... RUN!
Not unlocked yetKill 10 or more monsters with the Pulsar's finisher.
To The Moon
Not unlocked yetSurvive a bazooka jump with the bazooka's level 4 finisher AND the doomsphere.
New High Score!
Not unlocked yetBeat your previous high score on any map.
Arnold Sager
Not unlocked yetComplete episode 1 having killed all of the monsters.
Indiana Sager
Not unlocked yetComplete episode 1 having collected all of the treasure.
Ferdinand Sager
Not unlocked yetComplete episode 1 having found all of the secrets.
One Hit Kill
Not unlocked yetKill Geizer with a single shot.
Hard Reset
Not unlocked yetReset your kill chain timer by gibbing a corpse right before it expires.