Mass Murder
Not unlocked yetMurder The Pope.
As You Wish
Not unlocked yetSurvive Glorg.
Rear-venge!
Not unlocked yetDefeat The Groove Wizard.
It's Called "Butts" Now
Not unlocked yetClear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!
Not unlocked yetBeat all gold times.
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
Not unlocked yetEarn zero deaths on every level.
Can't Touch This!
Not unlocked yetSurvive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
Not unlocked yetClear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
Make Love, Not War
Not unlocked yetClear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
I'm a Star-vivor!
Not unlocked yetClear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
Get To The Chopper!
Not unlocked yetClear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
So Long And Thanks For All The Stars
Not unlocked yetCollect every star.
So Good I Ripped My Pants
Not unlocked yetClear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'
Mean Green Machine
Not unlocked yetClear every level in World 4.
Electronic Super Done!
Not unlocked yetGet every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.
Electronic Super King!
Not unlocked yetEarn every achievement.
That Was Easy!
Not unlocked yetGo through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.
Clumsy Lover
Not unlocked yetGo through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Smooth Lover
Not unlocked yetGo through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Super Lover
Not unlocked yetGo through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Turbo Lover
Not unlocked yetGo through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Infinite Lover
Not unlocked yetGo through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Green With EnV
Not unlocked yetClear 'A Jungle Welcome.'
Just Like My Ex
Not unlocked yetClear 'Emotional Mess.'