Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.