Blah Blah Blah
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Blahness trait.
Average Joe
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Averageness trait.
Better Than Some Others
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Somewhat Betterness trait.
Awesome Sauce!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Awesomeness trait.
Stay Away!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Leprosy trait.
Weakling
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Weakness trait.
Bold, Brave, and Dark
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Stoutness trait.
Suddenly Heavy
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Rockskin trait.
Feeling Woozy
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Ghastly Health trait.
Well, That's Lousy!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Lousy trait.
Sick as a Dog
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Poor Health trait.
Feelin Fine
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Good Health trait.
I can go on Forever
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Great Health trait.
I'm Blind!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Bad Eyesight trait.
I've Never Seen That Before!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Good Eyesight trait.
Seeing is Believing
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Excellent Eyesight trait.
Suddenly I See!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Superior Eyesight trait.
On Fire and Hating It
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Self Immolation trait.
Brrrrr
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Cold Immunity trait.
Leadfoot
Not unlocked yetDeadly Leadenness
I Can Reach Up There Now
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Helium trait.
Like a Fish
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Good Swimming trait.
Stormy Feet
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Lightning Running trait.
Empty!
Not unlocked yetEquip an item with the Paltry Ammunition trait.