Stone Collector
Not unlocked yetCollect one Boring Stone.
The Boringness Continues
Not unlocked yetCollect one thousand Boring Stones.
Stones No. 1
Not unlocked yetFind every Boring Stone in the first level.
Stones No. 2
Not unlocked yetFind every Boring Stone in the second level.
Stones No. 3
Not unlocked yetFind every Boring Stone in the third level.
Stones No. 4
Not unlocked yetFind every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Stones No. 5
Not unlocked yetFind every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Juke Boxing
Not unlocked yetCollect all tapes in one level.
Tape Afficionado
Not unlocked yetCollect music for ages.
Saw the Creatorers
Not unlocked yetFind every secret God disc in the game.
Mr Fizz
Not unlocked yetUse the Laser 50 times.
Your Cutness
Not unlocked yetUse the Laser a thousand times.
Parlicious
Not unlocked yetFinish a level with the given number of cuts.
Ueberpar
Not unlocked yetFinish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Rubble Maker
Not unlocked yetMake a lot of rubble.
Mr Burst
Not unlocked yetUse the Rocket 50 times.
Your Burstness
Not unlocked yetUse the Rocket a thousand times.
Can't Handle This
Not unlocked yetFinish a level without using the Laser.
No Pull for Me, Sir!
Not unlocked yetFinish a level without using the Claw.
Fireangst
Not unlocked yetFinish a level without using the Rocket.
Oldschooler
Not unlocked yetPlay every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Call Me Done!
Not unlocked yetComplete the game.
Gambler!
Not unlocked yetFind all the machines!
God of Machines
Not unlocked yetHe, who is made of pixels.