We Got the Megatome
Not unlocked yetRetrieve the burdensome book of sinister sworcery from the darkness beneath Mingi Taw.
The Ballad of the Space Babies
Not unlocked yetSummon a slumbering sylvan sprite & send it skyward.
The Gold Trigon
Not unlocked yetTame the cosmic geometry of The Gold Trigon in a sunlit meadow where angry bird sculptures loom.
The Dark Moon Trigon
Not unlocked yetDespite everything, tame the Dark Moon Trigon in a rain-soaked forest during a storm of thunder & lightning.
Assemble the Trigon Trifecta
Not unlocked yetComplete the three trigons in The Dark Moon Rock Show.
#honest
Not unlocked yetComplete the Scythian's woeful errand without cheating.
Monster Hunter
Not unlocked yetFind & somehow slay at least 7 lagomorphs, you jerk.
The Grizzled Boor
Not unlocked yetFeel free to take this opportunity to secretly self-identify as a principled, loving individual or a violent psychopath.
The Mushroom Kingdom
Not unlocked yetExperience the strange insight offered by a divinatory mushroom.
Cheating Cheater
Not unlocked yetAdjust your computer's date/time settings to access other moon phases & thus feel profound shame.
#moar
Not unlocked yetIt has been said that something lurks within the White Stag of Scythia, wherever/whenever/whatever that might be.
The Moon Grotto
Not unlocked yetUse the Grizzled Boor's key to open the locked door to you-know-where.
The Bright Moon Trigon
Not unlocked yetBe awesome, get the Bright Moon Trigon from beneath an impossible island in the centre of a placid lake.
Now We Are Cosmic Friends Forever
Not unlocked yetUpload the Megatome at the summit of Mingi Taw & complete the Scythian's woeful errand.