Everybody won, so nobody won.

The dish was served cold.

...and it was not even your final form.

…but at least no one was hurt in a process.

You were not an idiot sandwich.

Hand-eye coordination was top notch.

You lost control over the story.

All players choose classic outfits.

Reached the top of the mountain.

You had at least three friends.

At least you tried.

You were the last man standing.

You kept your cool in the face of the lasers.

You got it all right.

You see everything and hear nothing.

You completed the final quest.

All players choose some of the colours.

You achieved last-minute victory.

Completed your first mini-game.

You had at least two friends.

You had at least one friend.

You saw things from different perspective.