I acquired my first Destructive Shot!
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I acquired my first dynamite stick!
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I acquired my first Energy Vortex!
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I acquired my first Fire Trail!
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I acquired my first Multi-Shot!
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I acquired my first Rapid Fire!
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I acquired my first Ring of Fire!
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I acquired my first Reflective Shot!
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I collected my first chunk of GOLD!
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I collected my first Rhodium!
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I collected my first delicious small heal!
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I collected my first Zaxterion!
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I collected my first Transmulgifier!
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I just saw my first SPIDER! Yikes!
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I've now collected 1,000 gold in this game total!
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I've now amassed 5,000 gold in Zaxterion total!
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If only Zaxterion gold was real money, 10k total baby!
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Holy gold collector, I've now hit 25,000 freakin' gold in this game!
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I gobbled up 500 gold in just a single game!
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I collected 1,000 gold in just a single game!
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Wow! I hoarded 2,500 gold in just one damn game!
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I am one rich dude! 5,000 gold in just a single game!!
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I survived 5 minutes with the Reliant ship!
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