That Can't Be Sanitary
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Blood Soaked Rounds upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Wand!
That Smell is Victory
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Noxious Leak upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Wand!
The Baddest of Juju
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Mark, Aim, Fire upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Wand!
The Bell Tolls for Thee
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Doom Mark upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Boomerang!
The Fast and the Fatal
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Fatal Speed upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Boomerang!
The Pointy End Goes in the Other Guy
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Pike Mastery upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Spear!
The Sky Darkens With Their Wings
Not unlocked yetUnlock the BEESTORM! upgrade, and finish the extra chain of upgrades unlocked for the Bees.
This One Only Speaks Lightning
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Coil Tower upgrade, and finish the extra chain of upgrades unlocked for the Tesla Coil.
Til It Goes Click
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Full Auto upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Wand!
Too Hot to Handle
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Boiling Blood upgrade and achieve the final evolution of your Bow!
Tying a Key to a String
Not unlocked yetUnlock the Lightning Rod upgrade, and finish the extra chain of upgrades unlocked for the Dark Stormy Night.
Unlock A Shocking Number of Explosions
Not unlocked yetPlot Twist: Enemies occasionally explode when killed.
Unlock Barb Barian
Not unlocked yetUnlocks Barb Barian, a quick, tumbling fighter.
Unlock BEES!
Not unlocked yetUnlocks BEES, release a horde of bees on your foes.
Unlock Boomerang
Not unlocked yetUnlocks the Boomerang, a whirly piercing death.
Unlock Bow
Not unlocked yetUnlocks the Bow, a powerful charge-up weapon.
Unlock Cone Dog
Not unlocked yetUnlocks the Cone Dog, a wolf out for vengeance.
Unlock Deferred Learning
Not unlocked yetPlot Twist: XP picked up is only awarded every so often.
Unlock Elemental Maelstrom
Not unlocked yetPlot Twist: Dangerous elemental pools spawn everywhere.
Unlock Game Speed
Not unlocked yetUnlocks the ability to play at faster speeds.
Unlock Lute
Not unlocked yetUnlocks Lute, an inspiring bardic instrument.
Unlock Narrow Focus
Not unlocked yetPlot Twist: Reduces the number of upgrades available to choose from.
Unlock Nikola's Scope
Not unlocked yetUnlocks Nikola's Scope, a powerful, sizzling beam weapon.
Unlock Pet Survival
Not unlocked yetPlot Twist: Pet rescue events are now in challenging timed rings.