
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Unlocked atBake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Fast and delicious
Unlocked atBake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Unlocked atBake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Woops, you solved world hunger
Unlocked atBake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Turbopuns
Unlocked atBake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Faster menner
Unlocked atBake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

And yet you're still hungry
Unlocked atBake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

The Abakening
Unlocked atBake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?
Unlocked atBake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Fast
Unlocked atBake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Bicentennial and a half
Unlocked atHave at least 250 of everything.

Tabloid addiction
Unlocked atClick on the news ticker 50 times.

Clickastrophe
Unlocked atMake 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Clickataclysm
Unlocked atMake 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Unlocked atHave 500 cursors.

Polymath
Unlocked atOwn 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The elder scrolls
Unlocked atOwn a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

To crumbs, you say?
Unlocked atAscend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Seedy business
Unlocked atHave 300 farms.

Freak fracking
Unlocked atHave 300 mines.

Modern times
Unlocked atHave 300 factories.

The nerve of war
Unlocked atHave 300 banks.

Wololo
Unlocked atHave 300 temples.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Unlocked atHave 300 wizard towers.