Gaseous assets
Not unlocked yetHave your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Seven horseshoes
Not unlocked yetClick 27,777 golden cookies.
Stifling the press
Not unlocked yetSquish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Gifted
Not unlocked yetReach level 10 cortex bakers.
Baby it's old outside
Not unlocked yetClick one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Beyond quality
Unlocked atPurchase 600 upgrades.
Bottomless pit
Not unlocked yetBake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
No time like the present
Not unlocked yetRedeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Can we get much higher
Unlocked atBake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Unlocked atBake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Rainy day fund
Not unlocked yetBake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra
Not unlocked yetBake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Grandmapocalypse
Unlocked atTrigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Wrath cookie
Not unlocked yetClick a wrath cookie.
No more room in hell
Not unlocked yetAscend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
In her likeness
Not unlocked yetShape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Wrinkler poker
Not unlocked yetPoke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Septcentennial
Not unlocked yetHave at least 700 of everything.
My own clone
Unlocked atHave 1 You.
Multiplicity
Unlocked atHave 50 You.
Born for this job
Unlocked atHave 100 You.
Episode II
Unlocked atHave 150 You.
Copy that
Unlocked atHave 200 You.
Life finds a way
Unlocked atHave 250 You.