Toilet Break
Not unlocked yetDemolish a public toilet on each map
Cult Following
Not unlocked yetComplete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Arkvoodle Doodle
Not unlocked yetSummon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Transmitting From Sol-3
Not unlocked yetPhone home
Forbidden Donut
Not unlocked yetThrow a cop through a donut with PK
Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down
Not unlocked yetDrop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Higher Than the Futen Zoku
Not unlocked yetAscend Takoshima Tower
Ouch of Body Experience
Not unlocked yetKill a reincarnated guru with his own body
PK Slam Dunk
Not unlocked yetFind the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
If You Know What I Mean
Not unlocked yetS.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
To Russia With Love
Not unlocked yetS.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
Path of the Furon
Not unlocked yetS.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
Trans-Siberian Express
Not unlocked yetS.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
Steezy Down the Spine
Not unlocked yetS.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Against All Odds
Not unlocked yetComplete all odd jobs
Arty Facts
Not unlocked yetCollect all Alien Artifacts
Gotta Catch All the Pop Art
Not unlocked yetCollect all posters
This Is Earth Radio
Not unlocked yetCollect all songs
Ultimate Smoothie
Not unlocked yetUnlock all Gene Blender upgrades
The Optional Mandate
Not unlocked yetComplete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)