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Universal Happymaker

Universal Happymaker

15 Aug, 2023 (1 year ago) 14.99$ STEAM
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Description



Navigate procedurally generated episodic storylines.
Face off against ravenous tabloids and magical upper management.
Your arsenal includes training, sycophantic groveling, lying, and witchcraft.
Use them to make history, or end up dead in a ditch.

Five missions. Hundreds of decisions. Thousands of recombinant astronauts. Millions of ways to fail spectacularly.


  • Train Your Astronauts – Recruit procedurally generated characters, strengthen their abilities, and discover their hidden personality traits. Astronauts could be revealed to be serial killers, part-time pirates, or members of the royal family. Your choices have an impact on each recruit and their likelihood of success.
  • Unpredictable Missions – Through a blend of procedural and branching narrative structures, no mission is ever the same. Explore all the possible roguelite results in each replay, filled with character, humor, and twists you’ll never see coming.
  • Charm The Nation, or Else – Prepare your astronauts to perform for the nation on sensationalist TV programs and in the tabloids. Succeed in zany trials to win glory, or fail spectacularly and face deadly consequences.
  • Spacecraft Meets Witchcraft - The nation’s High Priests demand results, and a well-placed spell can mean all the difference. Perform mystic rituals, use supernatural charms to give your astronauts the upper hand, and discover a metaverse-spanning mystery underneath it all.

We greatly appreciate your interest, and strive to deliver something you could not possibly expect but will appreciate all the same. For feedback, discussions, and betting on morality plays, you are cordially invited to .

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 SP1+, 8, 10
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Yes
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 3000 MB available space
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Judged Worthy

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Successfully prove your astronauts' worth in an episode of "The All-Seeing Eye."

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Expert Sycophant

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Receive the blessing of one of the High Priests of Flaustria.

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Not a Roguelite Without Dungeons

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Challenge Accepted

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Start a run using a Challenge.

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Enemy of the State

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Become cursed by one of the High Priests of Flaustria.

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A Voyage.. to Mystery!

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Lead a space mission to an alien planet.

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A Voyage.. to Profit!

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Lead a space mission to mine an asteroid.

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A Voyage.. to The Moon!

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Lead a space mission to The Moon.

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A Voyage.. to Surveillance!

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Lead a space mission to high orbit.

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A Voyage.. to Flavor!

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Lead a space mission to a family restaurant.

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A Voyage.. to Transcendance!

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Lead a space mission to The Sun.

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A Voyage.. to the Vampire Planet!

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Glory Hog

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End a run with 500 or more Glory.

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Spectacular Disaster

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End a run with -500 or less Glory.

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The Part With Space

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Reach the Launch Cathedral.

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Wings Earned

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Successfully complete the mission "Earning Your Wings."

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Pride Defended

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Successfully complete the mission "A Matter of Pride."

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Drama Concluded

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Successfully complete the mission "Prestige Drama."

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Haunting Dispelled

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Successfully complete the mission "The Haunting of Porpoise Bay."

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Is That All?

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Successfully complete the mission "The Celestial Ascent."

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Embezzlement Challenge

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End a run with 5,000 or more k.

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The Rear Face

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Discover The Moon's darkest secret.

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Infrastructure Punch!

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Cause a riot in the Vladagar capital of Metrovania.

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Not Fully Forgotten

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Discover the most tragic secret of Flaustrian history.