Survivor
Not unlocked yetDefeat Laomedon on Medium difficulty, starting the level with only the rusted blade (No starting with buffs). Use the weapons and buffs within the level.
Home Run
Not unlocked yetMake a ragdoll fly with the baseball bat
Hunting Season
Not unlocked yetFinish off Laomedon with a boomstick
Take Cover!
Not unlocked yetBlock a grenade blast with your shield
Pew Pew Pew
Not unlocked yetReflect a laser with your laser sword
Pet the Bunny
Not unlocked yetClick the bunny a lot to pet him
Your Sound Card works perfectly!
Not unlocked yetThoroughly test out your Sound Card in the settings menu
Toasty!
Not unlocked yetActivate the 'Toasty!' secret
End Game
Not unlocked yetWe're in the End Game now
Nice
Not unlocked yetRun ends in .69 or 4.20
teh urn
Not unlocked yetClaim a World Record
Demo - Gold
Not unlocked yetBeat the Demo in less than 2:30
Classic - Gold
Not unlocked yetBeat Classic mode in less than 4:30
Campaign (Normal) - Gold
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Normal) in less than 11:00
Campaign (Hermes) - Gold
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Hermes) in less than 11:00
Campaign (Toasty) - Gold
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Toasty) in less than 4:30
Demo - Silver
Not unlocked yetBeat the Demo in less than 3:00
Classic - Silver
Not unlocked yetBeat Classic mode in less than 6:00
Campaign (Normal) - Silver
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Normal) in less than 15:00
Campaign (Hermes) - Silver
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Hermes) in less than 15:00
Campaign (Toasty) - Silver
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Toasty) in less than 6:00
Demo - Bronze
Not unlocked yetBeat the Demo in less than 8:00
Classic - Bronze
Not unlocked yetBeat Classic mode in less than 15:00
Campaign (Normal) - Bronze
Not unlocked yetBeat Campaign (Normal) in less than 45:00