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Postal III

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Akella

17 Feb, 2012 (13 years ago) 5.99$ STEAM
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Description

Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?

Key features:

  • Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
  • A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
  • Large, detailed, interactive environments
  • Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
  • NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
  • Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
  • Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
  • Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
  • Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
  • Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)

Windows Requirements

  • OS *: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
  • Processor: 3.0 Ghz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
  • Memory: 1GP XP/2GB Vista
  • Hard Disk Space: 13.5 GB
  • Video Card: Video card must 128MB or more and should be a DirectX 9 –compatible with support for Pixel Shaders
  • DirectX®: 9.0c
  • Sound: DirectX 9.0c Compatible
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COMMIES GO HOME!

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Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

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ARSONIST

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150 kills using fire.

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AIN'T GOT COJONES!

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Finish your business with Krotchy.

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CAMELBACK

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Piss 100 gallons of urine.

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CAT WRANGLER

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50 kills using cat.

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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

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Choose path for the first time.

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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

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Complete game killing only males.

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DANNY TREJO

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100 kills using machete in melee.

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ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

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Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

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DON'T TAZE ME BRO

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Taze 200 victims.

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EASTWOOD

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Complete game using only the pistol.

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EMO

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Injure yourself.

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ENTOMOLOGIST

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50 kills using bees.

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FAIL ZOMBIE

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Respawn 20 times.

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I AM THE LAW

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Complete Good path without falling off.

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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

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Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

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KAVORKIAN

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Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

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NEUROSURGEON

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300 headshot/decap kills.

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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

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Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.

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PERSONAL JESUS

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Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

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PETA CHAIRMAN

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Kill no animals in one playthrough.

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PROPERTY DAMAGE

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Smash 50 windows.

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PSYCHO DUNDEE

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50 kills using boomerang machete.

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SCOFIELD

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Escape from prison.